dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this
Just remember, if you ever hate your job…
that is not where i thought this was going
Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown
This was a ride from beginning to end
This was so entertaining to watch
„Strumpfwaschmaschineangst“ (the uncertainty of what happens to socks in the wash) is a recognised condition somewhere I can’t quite remember at the moment, and a parable about the ineffability of life manipulated by a greater power than itself.
Or something like that, anyway.
I took Ollie out of the mews yesterday for the first time in a couple weeks and he was just as adorable and cuddly as ever! This bird’s personality amazes me.
Why aren’t you wearing a glove?
Because it’s a kestrel. He’s tiny. Gloves are not necessary. I only use the glove with him during training or feeding.
Well. That’ll get the job done.
Move OVER, NyQuil.
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT